What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 03.07.2025 02:04

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Goldfinger
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
You Only Live Twice
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Octopussy
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
From Russia With Love
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Moonraker
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Dr No
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Ah so!”
Et expedita consequatur quam et.
Live and Let Die
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
The Man with the Golden Gun
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Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-J W Pepper
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-All the bad guys are black.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
A View to a Kill
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?